Bob Genevro

Rookie - 0 Points (February 20,1951 / Palo Alto, CA)

Let's Play 20 Questions - Poem by Bob Genevro

1) Why do we poets at poetry readings
check their laughter at the door?

2) Jesus H. Christ!
What DOES the H stand for?

3) Who will be the first woman
to take a leak on the moon?

4) Are you crazy?

5) When you drink and drive
are you afraid of getting a D.U.I.
or an I.U.D.?

6) W W L L D
What Would Lindsey Lohan Do?

7) Are you glad to see me?
8) Is that a gerbil in your pocket?

9) What's big and gray and sings 'Day-O'?
Harry Elephante.

10) What's the matter with you?

11) Will you men grow up? They're only breasts!

12) Why do people who work in Health Food stores
look so unhealthy?

13) Are you a man or a mouse?
Squeak up!

14) What caused those two ants on the toilet seat
to get pissed off?

15) Did you know that the French word for 'hernia' is

16) Have you lost weight?

17) Why isn't there an 'O'
in the word 'circle'?

18) If Diarrhea is not inherited,
why does it run in your jeans?

19) If God is all-knowing,
why did She ask Adam
'Where are you? '

20) If you have any lesbian fantasies,
will you please share them with me
after the poetry reading?

Topic(s) of this poem: Humor

Poet's Notes about The Poem

Inspired by poet Maura Stanton

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Poem Submitted: Monday, December 14, 2009

Poem Edited: Sunday, April 20, 2014

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