Limericks Poem by odd walla

There was a PK guy named Mao
who was fond of AUC 0 to tau
When the lead drug died
He yelled “the CEO & Co lied,
When t’was no better than placebau”!


There was a babe named Jakubik
Who taught her viruses a trick
She could get ‘em replicated
In any person that she hated
Better than Watson and Crick


There was once a mad dictator
Cruel, vicious, an obliterator,
If I had one wish for his kind
I would surgically change his mind
Without anesthesia or even a defibrillator

A dictator named Pinochet
Died neatly, old and gray
If I was to bet
I’d say he’ll pay his debt
Down below, in decay


An old rascal named Mugabe
Ruined the country of Zimbabwe
He saw the prosperity and wealth
And said 'Just for my health
I will throw in some death and decay'.

Zimbabwe was a fine country
In health, peace and plenty,
Then Mugabe took charge
And changed policies at large
so the plenty changed to debris


There was an idiot named Rummy
Who with the president was chummy
Reality for him was so far away
He clearly thought night was day
That now he is also a dummy

There was a president named W Bush
Whose brain was made out of mush
When his country was losing
He said they were surely cruising
He was a lot more lucid as a lush