Loco Poem by Stephen Taylor

I have so much money
I think I'm going mad
Shall I do something insane
Something utterly bad

Maybe I'll burn a hundred thousand
Or toss it to the wind
Drive my car into a pond
See if it can swim

Maybe I'll become a professional
At this or at that
Try out for the Olympics
On the wrestling mat

And if anyone should tell me
I'm utterly out of my mind
I'll take my gun from my drawer
and blow a hole through their spine