Love On Da Oda Side Poem by HUMBERTO VELAZQUEZ

WHEN I FIRST SAW U
I HEARD DAT ONE GUY LOVED U TO
SO I DIDN’T NO WAT 2 DO
I DECIDED TO TURN BLUE
BUT I KNEW THERE WAZ A KLUE
DAT WOULD LEAD MI TO DA MOUNT DEW
BUT I WANT SUM STEW
U MADE MI FEEL BETTER
BETTER THEN WETTER
SUM ONE ASKED MI HAVE U MET HUR
I RESPOND FOSHO I HAVE SHE’Z HOTTER
HOTTER THEN UR MOTHER
I WONDER IF I HAVE EVER BOTHERED
BUT DA GOOD THING IZ DAT I HAVE KRIED
KRIED FOR MI FUTURE BRIDE
IT’Z JUST SUM DAT I KANT HIDE
SO IT’Z BETTER TO CONFIDE
THEN 2 END UP ON DA ODA SIDE