Lyin' Again Poem by james d nall,jr

You caught me Lyin'....Again
Seems like I'm livin'..In sin
You didn't like what...you saw
Thats when you laid down..The law
You're a no-good-cheatin...SOB
Thats all you're ever, ... gonna be
A day don't pass, that its not on your mind
Why in the hell, do I love your kind?

Two days went by, before you'd speak
Me, I was acting, so kind and sweet
Brought you flowers, every day
Hoping you'd forgive, my evil ways
When finally you spoke, this is what you said
Before you'd sleep with me, I'd be dead
Trust was gone, forever more
Said pack your stuff, get out the door

Drove off to see, one of my old friends
Met him at, the Outback Inn
Six pitchers of beer, under our belts
Knew if I went home, I'd suffer some welts
So, off to a strip bar, we did drive
Under our table, a dancer did dive
For fifty bucks, I left with a smile
Really wondering, if her teeth were filed

Didn't make it home, that night or the next
Had to go to the doctor and get it checked
It seems that dancer, had been under tables before
That nasty witch, left me scraped and sore
She musta been related to ol' Hannibal
Because she really was, a damn cannibal
So fellas, if they want your fifty dollars
Just remember pleasure, don't always make you holler!