Maple Leaf Mail Enhancement Poem by Hubert Wilson

Mine became so much bigger!
Go figure?
I was in such a funk!
Who would have 'thunk'?
That rushed mail order in a plain wrapper
Could make me at first so much happier?
Previoulsy some women had complained.
Their interest often waned!
Many would laugh
At my small gaffe!
A few would even cry.
I thought I would just die!
Then, came that Canadian pharmacy email.
They said I could grow and prevail
Everday if I took their little pill.
Before long I would thrill.
Around the clock
To me the ladies would flock!
And, it was true
For soon - it just grew and grew!
With any lady I could last for endless hours.
Such were my fabled powers!
No matter the position
I was a virtual contorting magician!
My old social life I shed.
About unique me in adult magazines people read!
Next the ultimate status another could bestow -
Oprah wanted me all alone on her show!
So much - then too, too much
Had me in a clutch!
I could not take it any more.
The ladies I'll always adore, but this was becoming a chore!
My life with those little pills became totally entwined.
Sadly, women only wanted me for my enhanced huge brain and mind!