Matt Gaetz Poem by L MILTON HANKINS

Matt, I really hate what they're reporting about you,
And the current investigation finds it is entirely not true,
That you may refurbish your professional career
The impact of the charges alone could ruin you, I fear.

Gracious, you and I are of totally different persuasion
And we agree on almost nothing on the average occasion,
Except that I hate to see any young man's life muddied
The way sex-trafficking charges can leave one so sullied.
Zingers keep coming; we hope for clearer information.