i saw this poem and found it funny so i will share it
its not mine
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem