Mark R Slaughter

Mirror, Mirror, Bloody Fibber - Poem by Mark R Slaughter

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Can't you show me tall and slim?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Must I look so bloody grim?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
You're distorting my poor waist!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And why the heck am I defaced?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Why have I a double chin?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And what's the stupid, goofy grin?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Pointless asking ‘Who’s the fairest? –
More bloody likely, 'Who’s the queerest? ’
Now look, I paid a big bucks for thee,
So why can’t you be nice to me?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the fairest of them all?
Me, you say? Ah, that's better –
Mirror, mirror, bloody fibber!

Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2009

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Mirror mirror bloody fibber
Mirror mirror mirror ribber
Mirror mirror mirror mirror
Mirror mirror make me slimmer

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  • Aditi Khandelwal (4/14/2012 10:43:00 AM)

    Woah this poem is in my school English book!
    By the way it is really nice..
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  • (6/11/2009 7:49:00 PM)

    Hey Mark; I'm Ilana.
    Ok I have this day every day.
    and this poem I will probably read all the time to cheer me up.
    Sure it was hilarious.
    But really serious, raw, wacky, and special.
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  • (3/1/2009 4:02:00 AM)

    another excellent comedy poem! (Report) Reply

  • (2/25/2009 4:19:00 PM)

    aww Mark, we all have days like these....great poem.. Maggie (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Poem Edited: Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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