Mislead Poem by Brodie Montgomery

My man was friends with him,
and i was friends with he,
but when i heard the news,
that the he was but a she,
i felt like saying,
O.M.G.

I thought i was in love,
but my father used to say,
'there you go thinking again',
so maybe it's okay?

I was told he wants to wed with someone tall and bright,
but wait, that can't be right.
for i am short but very smart and love him dear to my sweet heart.

i felt like crying and breaking down,
but i would seem so weak,
i went back home to talk to him,
and i might chop off his beak.

But there he was,
a rose in hand,
and him down on one knee,
he grasped my hand and said,
'will you marry me? '