Mock Epic: The Bestiary Of Household Heroes Poem by ashok jadhav

Sing, O Carpet, witness to valor in miniature,
Where Heroes rise not only in mortal form,
But in fur, feather, and inanimate guise,
And every object bears courage worthy of legend.
Behold Sir Whiskers, feline knight of agility,
Leaping from sofa battlements with silent grace,
Claws unsheathed, eyes gleaming like twin moons,
Patrolling the realm, defender of yarn balls and shadows.
Sir Barkalot, hound of loyalty and thunderous bark,
Charges the fearsome Mail Carrier,
Tail wagging like a banner of triumph,
While chew-toy catapults scatter through the battlefield.
Even humble Objects join the heroic fray:
The Vacuum, roaring like a dragon awakened,
Sweeps debris with righteous fury,
Banishing crumbs and dust demons to oblivion.
The Coffee Mug, vessel of morning courage,
Spills its steaming elixir to fortify weary mortals,
While Pens, spears of ink, guard sacred documents.
The Doorstop, stalwart and immovable,
Holds fast against sliding chairs and rogue toys,
A silent sentinel of domestic glory.
And the Lamp, glowing beacon, illuminates paths,
Guiding heroes through shadowed hallways and perils unseen.
Thus the Household, mundane yet mythic,
Becomes a realm of absurd and epic heroism,
Where Animals and Objects alike rise to glory,
Battling chaos, disorder, and the tyranny of mess.
Sing, O Hearth, for courage wears many forms,
And even the smallest paw, the simplest object,
May achieve legend, immortalized in stories,
Where laughter, bravery, and absurdity entwine.