Mock Epic: The Odyssey Of The Modern Mortal Poem by ashok jadhav

Sing, O Wi-Fi, invisible river of power,
Of Heroes lost in the labyrinth of Modern Life,
Where skyscrapers rise like Olympus' towers,
And notifications strike like thunderbolts from gods.
Behold the Mortal, armed with glowing screen,
Wielding smartphone, coffee cup, and schedule app,
Navigating traffic seas, endless emails,
And the monstrous tides of bills, meetings, and chores.
The Fridge, oracle of midnight hunger,
Whispers temptations no virtue can resist.
The Heroes brave the Grocery Isles,
Battling carts like chariots in chaotic war,
While Social Media, fierce and capricious deity,
Sends storms of envy, hashtags, and fleeting fame.
Each Selfie a shield, each post a lance,
And likes are currency in Olympus' court.
Observe the Calendar, tyrant of time,
Whose reminders strike like arrows on the heart,
Deadlines roar like Cyclopes unseen,
And multitasking becomes a trial by fire.
Even Sleep, gentle goddess, is often betrayed,
Falling prey to screens, worries, and streaming realms.
Yet amid chaos, mortal courage shines:
A smile shared in traffic, a friend's call,
A quiet hour of peace or laughter's spark—
Tiny victories, immortal in the mind's memory.
Thus ends the epic of Modern Life,
Where heroes face monsters unseen but mighty,
And daily quests—emails, traffic, bills, and apps—
Are woven into myth, absurd, heroic, eternal.