I ponder who is more free, the Goat, the Pig or the Moo Cows and Gi-Gi's?
I think a Pig is really in trouble as bacon and eggs go down with not much trouble.
The goat is much safer, but due to the washing line caper is facing the barrel double.
The Moo Cow is quite safe as long as the milk is rich, they'll never be a beef sandwich.
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