"How are you, husband mine? "
says Mrs Literal to Mr Literal
as he comes back home
"How was your day? "
"Oh, it was raining cats and dogs, "
says Mr Literal
"All day long - all these cats and dogs
just jumping out of the sky
I've got scratches and bites all over me!
But how was your day? "
"Oh, what a confusing day, "
says Mrs Literal
"I heard mad Mrs Metaphor next door
crying aloud and when I went to ask
she said her husband
had just kicked the bucket
I walked away as her husband
seemed to be asleep
and there was certainly
no bucket to be seen anywhere about"
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem