2-Min Iq Test Poem by Raj Arumugam

2-Min Iq Test

Rating: 4.9

this popup
jumps up on me
most unexpectedly
with a BOO! and a Hee! Hee! Hee!
(which is what, I guess,
popups do best)

you see,
all I’m doing is minding my own business
punching keys on my keyboard
(which is what idiots like me do best)
and this popup
shows up and says:
Hey bald and sexy –
point that mouse at me and click!
Come, let me show you how low
your IQ really is!

Oh, please - popup,
don’t pop up on me
cos I’ve got a weak heart
and I may just go POOOP!
like a bubble
just like that;
I’m really quite dumb
and I can’t see
how a quickie two minutes
can tell me anything about me


It takes lifetime to get to know oneself...a ten from me.

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Ruth Walters 18 April 2009

haha I loved this little poem...you have a good sense of humour. I agree, how can it tell you anything you don't know about yourself in two minutes..... I like to pop at pop ups too. Ruthy: -)

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Ashraful Musaddeq 06 May 2009

Enjoyed much,10 from me.

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Beverley Fredborg 03 January 2009

haha, this is a cute poem. Pop-ups are annoying.

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Vinod Kumar 05 January 2009

Very Good composition, and a message of human being`s limited efficiency and dependability, Thank you dear poet for sharing.

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Akhtar Jawad 28 July 2016

Definitely it's not possible in two minutes, just take it as a fun. Enjoyed the poem.

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Savita Tyagi 05 July 2016

Lol! Really good! Some of the popups I stare and just get amazed at! Well it is the technology behind that actually amazes me!

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Veeraiyah Subbulakshmi 19 December 2013

Really hilarious. at least you are penning about the IQ test, but I am really scared of other 'pop ups'..

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Karen Deeks 13 March 2012

Ha ha ha he! ! ! I love the pazang! Of this piece, it woke me up and had me tinkering those silent deep moments of time wasting online... When as you say... Ping! @£ your in a dimension you have no wish nor will to enter.. I just got one of those( love me) emails from a lady declaring her love for me and how we could have a meaningful relationship lol. Great fun write of humour and mild, very mild complaint if out privacy/ peace invasion (well that's my version of your write. Thank you Karen

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Sally Plumb Plumb 11 March 2010

Some of the pop ups I've had....well.

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