Mum & Dad Poem by Dan Brown

Mum and Dad you made me crie,
You caled me arogant and sed I lie.
That made me reely upset,
I dont think Ive got over it yet.

Mum and Dad, I hate you now,
You showt too much, we used to row.
You through me out and made me sad,
You yeled and hit me and treeted me bad.

Mum and Dad, Im happy at last,
Your gon now, your in my past.
I don’t miss you much, well, not at all,
Im having fun now, please dont call.

Mum and Dad, Ive slept in a ditch
You made me do that you big fat witch.
Mum and Dad, its Dan the gayboy here,
Saying bye, but you cant hear.