Nick Antipis

My Dog Is Cool! ! ! !

My dog
Likes grog
He goes
To the
Pub and
Gets a
Barrel full
Of the stuff.
He drinks
And drinks
Until he
Burps a
Million times.
He eats
The works.
My neighbour
Thinks he
Is a
Psycodog!
My granny
Thinks he
Is hideous
My daddy
Thinks he
Is ingenious!
He never chases
The cat next
Door
I always
Find him
On the
Floor.
He is
Smart enough
To play chess
At the club
He is the best
At the
Dog-o-Matic
Championship
I told the
Judges to
Look at
This.
And to their
Disgust…
My dog had
Eaten their
Double-decker
Bus!

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Poem Edited: Saturday, February 5, 2011

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Comments about My Dog Is Cool! ! ! ! by Nick Antipis

  • Risha : Ahmed (3/21/2007 10:22:00 PM)

    Very funny indeed! Ha Ha Ha

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