My Psychiatrist Is A Nut Poem by ERNEST CLARY

My psychiatrist is a nut
ooh! his throat I'd like to cut
he gives me a script
tells me it'll be ok
these bills
he makes me pay
he shrills!
have a nice day
that nutjob better sleep with both eyes open
these pills
make me have a hard time copin
I want to jump up from this couch
and stab that slouch
ooh thrills!
he's such a quack
blood spills!
he better watch his back
theres nothing wrong with me
I'm normal as can be


purely fiction for humor only