My Psychiatrist Is A Nut - Poem by ERNEST CLARY

My psychiatrist is a nut
ooh! his throat I'd like to cut
he gives me a script
tells me it'll be ok
these bills
he makes me pay
he shrills!
have a nice day
that nutjob better sleep with both eyes open
these pills
make me have a hard time copin
I want to jump up from this couch
and stab that slouch
ooh thrills!
he's such a quack
blood spills!
he better watch his back
theres nothing wrong with me
I'm normal as can be

purely fiction for humor only

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  • (1/14/2009 12:03:00 PM)

    LOL...for some of us its the truth (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Poem Edited: Saturday, January 17, 2009

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