My World's Greatest Poem by Julius Adolf

I'm Helplessly Lying On The Ground
Staring Here, There And Around
Imagining Those Cute Thangs, So Pretty And Round
Which Got Me Hooked On The Greatest Bound.


I Heard An Adorable Sweet Sound
That Is Worthy As An Egg, Even More Than A Pound
Very Rare And Not Yet Been Found
Many Failed, Even The Greatest Hound.


I Got Heaped Up Into A Mound
And Salutes 'Em Organs Of Sight Which Are So Abound
They Reminds Me Of How I Nourished And Wound
When I Was Led To The Greatest Globe And Got Shut In A Pound.