Sebastian Seal

Rookie (Novosibirsk, Siberia)

Neck Pain - Poem by Sebastian Seal

My owner says he has a pain in the neck.
I offered to massage it good.
He said it would get much better,
If I left the neighbourhood.

I don't understand how my going away,
Helps to relieve someone's crick.
I'm told it's because I'm always,
Getting on everyone's wick.

I feel very sad and rejected,
Do people not like friendly seals?
Just because I stink of seaweed
And slobber during meals.

I'm only trying to be helpful,
I thought my owner wanted me to poop,
To bark at the TV and chew the curtains,
And relieve myself in the soup.

I hope my owner's neck gets well,
Then I know I'm not doing wrong.
I'll try not to irritate him,
And I'll try not to pong.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, May 8, 2010

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