Out in the deep dark depths,
Swim monsters beyond comprehension.
They sit around drinking meths,
Honing their perception.
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[ 海 鼠 ち ゃ ん は 私 へ こ の 川 柳 を 書 き ま し た 。 ]
お 海 豹
大 脳 持 つ か
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They paint their beaks to look like clowns,
But their eyes have concerned frowns.
Puffins never laugh.
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I travelled to the Great Barrier Reef,
A whale was offering day-trip adventures.
He swam very fast and the journey was brief,
But he did a breach and lost his dentures.
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Sea lions are not like seals, the fools,
They have articulated flippers,
Go to private boarding schools,
And wear expensive slippers.
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Bendy is a snake,
Of the most venomous kind.
Dave gave him a toffee,
He thought he wouldn't mind.
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I like Easter Eggs,
Especially those by Faberge,
They're more decorative than wooden pegs,
And much more recherche.
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