Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh Poem by Shel Silverstein

Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh

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Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my
Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry
And he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guy
So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye
And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky
And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie
And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die
So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
no name 07 March 2019

that is really dark.

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minam 10 April 2018

i was confused beacuse it keep saying never

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Julia 10 April 2018

it was really funny!

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collier s. 11 January 2018

This was funny funny funny

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