Nice Square Eggs Poem by Ted Middleton

I've gone through life my mind applied
For all imagined far and wide
And having pondered all that begs
I now consider... nice square eggs
Nice square eggs - what can I say
Theyre easy to pack - wont roll away
And better value as a cube depicts
Instead of one side you'll now get six
Square fried eggs - a better deal
Cause nothing beats a nice square meal
Nicely done and square instead
They'll neatly fit on toasted bread
For those preferring the rounded sort
I beg you give it one more thought
A square edged egg gives out this pledge
On rounded eggs they have the edge
If square eggs may be one day bought
My mind is drawn to one clear thought
Though we may laud this pleasing look
You wouldn't want to be the chook!