Phil Kellogg

Ninja Moose - Poem by Phil Kellogg

Dark as the night, deadly quiet
Hiding in the brush
So fat he needs two diets
Stealthily he can rush
His name is Ninja Moose
Half man, half goose
Blue with yellow spots
Able to do two power squats
A powerful beast
1/4 a pushup at least
Big, broad rack
Dominates at hackey-sack
Ultimate ninja in the land
Has a powerful backhand
Driving a bright orange rover
He has a pink tattoo of a clover
Wears a rainbow suit
And leopard print boots
On his horns he hangs camoflouge
Can only spaek one language
He's Ninja Moose

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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 12, 2010

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