Ode To Kellie Pickler Poem by maggie signaigo

I'm just a shade this side
of suicidal
a travesty last week
on American Idol
Kellie goes home
and Paris remains?
I can think of no reason
that truly explains
America's decision
to vote this way
you don't send a girl home
on a bad hair day
unfairly ridiculed
for things she did
mis-pronouncing salmon
and eating squid
young girls screamed for her
she's a hit with the fellas
Randy and Simon were fans
but Paula was jealous
well, they've lost this viewer
I won't tune in to watch
the guy with gray hair
or the bald guy's crotch
maybe I'll send her this poem
along with a letter
just to tell her she's the greatest
there's nobody better
she had her chance to shine
but come tomorrow
she's a roller skating waitress
from Albemarle...