Oh Honey....... Poem by mestup poems

Honey, is it true that we are through?
Exchanged our last 'I love you'?
I really, really want you to know that I hope you....

spend the rest, the rest, the rest in peace......NOT!

I hope your car breaks down in the bad part of town;
I want to hear your ankle break halfway up the mountain scape;
and may your ship sink bow to stern well over the brink of no return!

It must be true that we are throguh,
exchanged our last, 'Up yours too! '
But for all the times we shared together -
me with you (and you with whomever)
really, I hope you...

Spend the rest, the rest, the rest in peace.....NOT!

I pray that your car rolls over or you get bowled over by a boulder;
I want to see all your hair fall out and your cracking feet fill with gout;
and may your belly overflow with painful cramps and gassy bloat.

Honey, I can't say I won't miss the way you woke me at 3am today,
and all the laughter we did share over your 'misplaced' underwear.
Really, I hope you....

Spend the rest, the rest, the rest in peace.....NOT!

And if you wed someday, I wish for you a bed of poison oak;
and may your polyester tux be cranked up so tight
that your sweaty jock itches all night.
May your new wife's belly just grow and grow
and may all your children be born during the Super Bowl.

Really, I hope you.....

spend the rest, the rest, the rest in peace......NOT