Proverbs Poem by Sheena Blackhall

Proverbs
A falling cow gathers no moss
There's no smoke without dirty socks
Too many hedgehogs spoil the broth
Absence makes the milk curdle
Actions speak louder than boiling lobsters
Better late than an angel's fart
Birds of a feather make softer duvets
Better safe than eaten by a werewolf
The early bird catches e coli
The apple doesn't fall far from the crumble
All that glitters isn't snail spit
Beggars shouldn't wear Armani shoes
Ask no questions from a lighthouse
A bad workman gets by on homers
Curiosity killed the long nosed anteater
Facts are stranger than curried smarties
A stitch in time mends the clock