Said The Raven
To The Raven
Which Raven are you?
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When Jacques Derrida's Mother
Embraced the concept
Of 'wholly other'
She loosed her hold on life
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Keira Knightley
Ties her shoes
Too tightly
And we must not scoff
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Katie Price
Had a collection
Of last season's
Brassieres
...
Sat on a sedan
Spiderman took her hand.
Went down on one knee
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Mischa Barton
Was given a head start
On Dolly Parton
In a sack race
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Mary, Mary quite Quant
Do you like the font I'm using?
Said Mary
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Dear Emma Watson -
Shall we make love
The object of
Our spiritual quest
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Histina Chrendricks
Retices Milericks
Bakcwards
But none of them
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