Queen Of Chaos (With Coconut Chutney) 👑🥥✨ Poem by WIN VENTURA

I woke up like royalty, crown on my bed,
Tripped on my slippers, banged my poor head.
Made some dosa, it flew in the air,
Landed on cat, who gave me a stare. 🐱

Phone in my hand, plans in the bin,
Said "I'll be productive! " (That was my sin) .
Painted one eye, other one missed,
Still posted a selfie - "Goddess! " I hissed. 💄📸

Boss called me lazy, I said "I'm divine, "
He said "You're late! " I said, "Fashionably, fine."
Bank account laughed, said "You're a joke, "
So I tickled it back... and nearly went broke. 💸🤣

Universe trembles when I roll my eyes,
Spicy like chutney, sweet like moonrise.
So don't you dare mess with this hurricane soul,
I've got glitter in my madness and full dosa control. 🌪️🌟🫓

By: - WIN VENTURA