J.I. Stuart


Re: Ruth Kelly Mp Versus Softie - Round Two - Poem by J.I. Stuart

Today
Semi-Judgement Day
Heart in my mouth
Nails to the cuticles
Gullet dried up

I'm Judged to have Passed on
Semi-Judgement Day
Over The Moon

but ownlee coz im thick
i chooz the eazy road
eckzams r 2 soft theez dayz
just lik me, Softie

Am I inadequate? The Critical Bastards think so

No pat on the back
No plaudits or fans
No 'Well Done'
No shake of the hand
No 'You're a Bloody Genius! '

So, for the above mentioned,
I have a tasty little witticism:

Semi-Judgment Day came around so fast,
Yet brought about an ABBC pass,
My 'achievements are soft'
You obnoxious stuck-up Toffs,
Stick this one up your arse!

With undying love,

Softie


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Poem Submitted: Thursday, August 18, 2005

Poem Edited: Wednesday, May 19, 2010


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