Re: Ruth Kelly Mp Versus Softie - Poem by J.I. Stuart
my prospects r soft
the last forteen years waisted
wot i achieve is useless
all crap 4 job givers
Media Studies is fascinating:
It is unequivocally my personal favourite;
Performing Arts brings about constant equanimity;
The plethora of information gained in Sociology –
It truly is non-sexually erogenous!
wot good is politix
wot good is history
i dont care about atoms and irons
wot does DT stand for is it deadend trade
shood be called POINTLESS insted
Listen up, Kelly & Co. (Daily Mail journalists included)
My subjects are ‘soft’ only to the weak-minded
How can you say they are ‘soft’?
Have you ever tried them?
Office suits, ties, and shiny shoes
Indicates nothing but middle-class views
I invite you to take my exams
Plan and conduct my coursework
Achieve my goals
Lets face it – you wouldn’t last a day.
So leave me and my ‘softness’ alone
Get back to your Courvoisier or I shall coup d’état
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