J.I. Stuart


Re: Team Labour Versus B*llocks - Poem by J.I. Stuart

' I'm Person X (aka Biometric No.788743)
Saw a terrorist the other day
Citizen's arrest

Bollocks.

I was too bleedin' scared
Stop him? No chance.
What would you prefer - knife or life? '

'I'm Person Y (aka Biometric No.724363)
I'm a terrorist
Left the house the other day,

(Checklist: Getaway Car
Machete
Syntax
Detonator
Shit, forgotten my ID Card!)

Stopped by a pig on sus
Produced card - 'He's a Doctor, he's harmless'

Ha, Bollocks!

Course, it didn't stop me
Foolproof plan.'

So if Person X equals Brave Citizen
And Person Y equals Foiled Terrorist
ID Cards equals Genius. Period.

(Bollocks!)


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Poem Submitted: Monday, July 4, 2005

Poem Edited: Tuesday, July 5, 2005


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