Redneck Love Poem Poem by Kevin Fix

From the moment you moved
your trailer next to mine
I knew there was something
to love at first sight
Your tooth on the left,
mine on the right
Both yellow from dipping
I found me a partner
to spit with for life
With a belly that hangs
passed your knees, we're a match
I know what it's like
to have an itch you can't scratch
If you shave my back
Then I'll pluck your chins
And I'll buy you a shirt
that covers your stretch marks,
from having twleve kids
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what is

Kevin Fix