Ricky's Affection Correction Poem by Hubert Wilson

Ricky can't get IT up!
Impotent as a day old pup.
Considered to be so insufficient.
Knowingly deficient.
Youthfully attractive.

Privately sooo inactive!
Erecting support.
Realistically coming up short.
Requiring a daily massage professional to console.
Yanking his number around by each soft election poll!

In most Texas cities the public usuage of toliet tissue (and old newspapers) will at least quadruple when an incumbent politician visits!