Oh to be a gastropod and walk upon my belly
I'd slither like a slimy sod and hide in someone's welly
Knowing you won't look too hard,
for fear the smell may hurt your nose.
You'll wish you had been on your guard
when my guts sssquishhh between your toes…..
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
You never know what to expect hidden in wellies! !