She-Devil Poem by Kat 'Happy Girl' Happy

She resides in a hot and smelly Hades
Rife with hissing, spitting fires

Her moodswings leave me whiplashed
And broken to the bone

Somedays she smiles, but to my back she sneers
Somedays she's just a b! tch

She doesn't have the patience
And never has the time

Her only skill is drinking
And all she does is whine

She's like my very opposite
-like anger undisguised

She's small and dark
I'm tall and fair

She hates the things I love to do
And loves the things I hate

I smile when she grumbles
She curses when I laugh

She makes the place a living hell
Yet no-one sees her for what she is

Leave me, She-devil
Be gone.