She took me for an outing
But that was just a ploy!
She slipped a mickey in my milk
And told me to 'Enjoy'!
She thinks I should be purring
And she wonders why I'm hissing,
But when I checked my gear to-day
I found some bits were missing!
Sad to relate, I contemplate
From here on the piano, That I was once a tenor cat,
But now I sing soprano!
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