Singing In The Key Of Fb Demolished Poem by Bryan Corbett

she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
she couldn't find the right key if you held a gun to her head
she always clapped on the wrong beat
she sang through her nose
and, oh so loudly

but when she sang
'I Will Always Love You'
to her husband of 50 years
I sang along - off key
I clapped on the wrong beat
I sang through my nose

and I wept

it was the best cover
of the prettiest song
that I ever heard
in my entire life

(my apologies to Whitney)