So, I'M One Day Early...Deal! Poem by elysabeth faslund

What think you of a mess of a Morning pome?
Sunlight's in the trees
On boney maroney knees....
It don't wanna wake up
Either....

In the still of the night....SLAP!
When the deep purple..SLAP! SLAP! !
Krinkle-Corkle-DO-DO-DO!
Do-do....Hmmm....trolls....

Elves and trolls had a fight
Last night...trolls are gagged,
Plastered with Duck-tape...
Snidely's keeping guard...

Rescue rooster! Best not mess
With a red-eyed rooster! !
Elves fixin black, thick, coffee...
For moi! Miracles occurred

Last night! ! Honeybee lookin
For a home. And they called it
A metronome...SLAP!
No silliness today. AHEM!

Thursdays are humorless
Holidays...except for
Morning pomes! ! ! ! Dat means...

Hey nonny, hey nonny, nonny...

Good Thursday Morning! ! ! AHEM! ! ! !
Ya'llses! ! !