hollie ash

Spam As Poetry - Poem by hollie ash

i don't want to separate myself from other men,
and i don't care how big paris hilton likes them
it's kind of creepy that girls from your site want to meet me
and i don't much need to create a new sexual reality

and i already know you live longer sans cigarettes
and the hot shot stock report is of no interest
and if israel wants to chat, they should contact me directly
and quite frankly, medication for everyone scares me

i don't need to improve my sexual endurance
and i don't doubt that a few inches can make a real difference
your bonuses for anyone who joins doesn't tempt me
and a soultion to my health problems is quite unnecessary

how long it stays up is no concern of mine
and i am not in need of Manster - i'm not ashamed of my size
i don't know if handwriting can reveal my intelligence
and truth be told, i don't care to have larger, fuller breasts

no, i don't need a replica watch
and i've already considered cutting the costs
i don't want to buy your OEM software
and my own private Vegas sounds like a nightmare

your new line of yachts isn't appealing
and the low cut bikini is a bit too revealing
what i would really like instead of tips for a real man
is a cure for this unwanted, uncalled for, spam

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Poem Submitted: Friday, October 12, 2007

Poem Edited: Saturday, April 16, 2011

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