Strip Monopoly Poem by Mike poet

Let me tell you something that happened
it happened just last week.
This fine young thing she looked at me
and I had to caress her cheek.
It was soft it was warm and oh so round
then ever so softly she slapped my face
and started talking to the ground.
She said 'I don't even know you
but I could melt to the way you touch.
I want you to take advantage of me,
just please don't take too much.'
I said 'No girl I'm a nice guy
at least that's what people say.
I was thinking about strip Monopoly
and I wondered if you wanted to play.'
We then went to the nearest convenience store,
bought some papers and some beer.
I bought her a tape that was on sale
she said she wanted to hear.
Then she bought some Trojans
Non-lubricated latex skin.
She said 'We don't need all that greasy stuff
if it's good it'll slide right in.'
Now people I gotta tell ya I don't know if it's love or lust.
I'll go there tonight.
Check it out right,
it's Monopoly or bust.'



This is a heavy metal rap song written to be funny.