Syntax Solecism Poem by John Sensele

Script Javascript
Encrypt a code crypt
Decrypt the string heaped

Tipped to win the treasure
You're ill equipped to measure
In your hobby, pleasure

You endeavor to savour
When an opportunity orders a flavour
To flaunt in your face a favour

You find irresistible to refuse
As you won't bask in bruising blues
When praying for shoes in pews

Fate springs and string along
Horrifying the point you thing strong
Although variables and namespaces so wrong

Entice in your hardware a new ram
As you brace to embrace C sharp and Sam
And welcome Java in front of the lamb

That teaches you Python
In a programming decathlon
Where superior skills scale a dodecathlon

Crooning in debugging deals
Decreasing code quills
Healing syntax stills

In a pseudocode
You can encode
But in the end you fail to decode.