The Art Of Procrastinating Poem by Gabriel Manalac

Wake up, connect the dots on the ceiling
deliberately hunt for distractions.
Clean the house, the car
Both the back and the front yards.

Color code your shirts
from blue, to dark blue to navy blue
and when that's done,
choose today to work out.
Work out your biceps, triceps,
chest and abs.

And if that does not kill the remainder of the day
for that paper of yours,
learn to play a song or two on the guitar.

and at the end of it all,
you may not have your paper done,
but your effort did not go to waste.