The Day After Christmas Poem by Paul (ChryWizard) Posney

Twas the day after Christmas
And boy am I glad
Didn’t get what I wanted
So I’m really mad.
After all of the gifts
And the presents I bought
Socks, ties and boxers
Is all that I got.
The food was real good
So I ate more then my fill
Bed time I was miserable
Indigestion left me ill.
The cleanup sure sucked
The dishes were an endless pile
Not one person helped
So I did dishes for awhile.
Ashtrays all full of the
Butts that were smoked
And to make matters worse
I put up with Bernie’s dumb jokes.
Then to top it all off
I didn’t get to sleep in
Children playing with loud toys
Who’d have thought this early….
They’d begin.
After the weekend
I’ll go to work where it’s best
To relax and enjoy
A much needed rest.

© Paul (ChryWizard) Posney 2011