The Essential Difference Poem by NAYYAR SHABBIR AHMAD

People in the North are always in a hurry
While those in the South like to take things easy

The North must have everything done right away
Whereas, folk in the South will very happily put off until tomorrow
What it can easily do today

But the essential difference between them is
Some in the North are heavily dependant on
extremely costly Psychiatrists

Fortunately, everyone in the South can boast of - literally -
an army of aunts - uncles - cousins - and, friends
All vying with each other to offer free advice and assistance
Whether called for or not!