The Expert Diner Poem by Flying Lemming

I can feel the tantalizing aroma drifting up to me
Both smooth and rich and delicate and tart and buttery
The exotic silky texture runs mellow down my tongue
Yet has a tangy scrumptiousness that floods me by the ton
The juicy fluffy wholesome feel is clean and heavenly
A spicy sour flavour that’s fresh distinctively
The look is eye catching and tempting I must say
And the creamy, nutty, crunch it has is lively in a way
The sharp luscious zesty side, has peppery undertones
Velvety and fragrant, that thrills me to my bones
The soft tasty ripeness makes my taste buds feel so wealthy
Mouth wateringly delicious, delectable, hot and healthy
All working well together, inviting me to taste
And finish it entirely with not too much haste
The waiter smiled and nodded his head
‘You’ve just eaten the placemat’ he said