The Invasion Of 'u's And 'ur's... Poem by Kumaara Sukeja

THE INVASION OF 'U's AND 'UR's...

The discarded letter Y, upset
Self-righteously began to fret
Mulling over various means and modes
To expose the apostate at cross-roads-
A newfangled 'AVATAR' with a penchant
For vowels leaving the Pedagogue trenchant!

Orthography randomly altered sans any concomitant
Afflicting, in usage, each and every piqued consonant-
Petitioned jointly Goddess Saraswati and the Muse
To henceforth, not appease, inspire or even enthuse
Instead leave the Rebel in confusion- solely self-wrought
As to whether to say- appropriately- 'Y'' or rather 'Y not'?

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.(C.) KUMAARA SUKEJA. JAN.2016.