'The Murphy's' Poem by Michael Micmac Mccrory

‘The Murphy’s’

My name is Paddy Murphy
A stout, stout drinking fellow
I’ve drank so much stout
My skin is turning yellow

Hi! My name is Seamus Murphy
A beer drinking lager lout
I’ve drank so much lager
I’ve had my liver taken out

Lo! My name is Bridget Murphy
A bitter drinking trollop
Get me another drink
Or I’ll give you a wallop

Hic! My name is Hic! Mary Murphy
Bridget’s whiskey drinking daughter
Buy me another whiskey
Then I’ll do things I shouldna oughta

Michael Micmac Mccrory