'How oaften dae ye huv sex like? '
an I'm pishin' ma sel,
hauf laughing, hauf scared
incase they ask me direct like
'Ah mean - I kid oan I'm sleepin'
just soaz eh won't climb aboard'
An nen this other wifie cocks up.
'Aye, I stey doon on the couch like - till eh's out eh it.
An nen I just come up later, ken'
An I'm just won'erin' - wit's so bad aboot sex?
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