Mary Carden
met Mary Carden
down in Kent's garden
I beg your pardon!
They made a lot of chat
in the galley flat
would you credit that!
Then they filled their faces
as they've done in other places
they're both such gourmet aces
from their britches to their laces!
Then Mary started on the jokes
as she's often done with blokes
when she's on the gin and cokes!
We had a rare old time
with company sublime
they're away with the faeries
the two gorgeous Mary's!
And the week flowed on
in like and fulsome manner
when Alejandra, Daniel and Anna
came to fly the Carden banner!
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I would like to confirm that the loud mouthed fat drunken flirt, that likes to tell jokes after too many gin and cokes is me. I'm married to Kris Viscardini so it just shows the type of ladies he likes to hang out with. :)